i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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