He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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