Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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