Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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