Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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