I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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