Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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