She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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