Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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