She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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