"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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