hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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