i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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