Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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