The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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