Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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