As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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