problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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