I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
