I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
