IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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