I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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