But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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