Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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