we have officially lost it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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