dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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