just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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