Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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