Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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