The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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