did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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