Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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