i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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