WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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