Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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