he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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