a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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