Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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