Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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