I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
how does that bad decision feel?
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