names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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