Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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