fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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