Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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