what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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