Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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