On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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