i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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