We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Its about making memories worth repressing
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We have so much sex to catch up on
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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