I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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