I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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