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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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