I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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