8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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