Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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