"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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