): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Can I color on your dick again?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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